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The typical popped collar, puka shell necklace wearing, iroc driving, bleach tipped hair rulers of the jockocracy that was high school in the late 90s/ early 2000s. They thought Enema of the State was the best album ever and Paris Hilton was hot. Now have giant beards, wear skinny jeans, sell insurance and long for the days when they were cool enough to dump pigs blood on Carrie at the prom.
31 year old woman “Do you still think Chris Evans is hot?”
32 year old woman “Yeah, but he’s kinda an Aging Dude Bro.”
A bro fist that ends with each bro making 3 or more explosions with his or her fist.
Named for Michael Bay, who can't seem to make a movie without putting over 9000 explosions in it.
Bro #1: Hey, bro! Happy 4th of July!
Bro #2: We gotta have a special bro fist for this!
Bro #1: Baysplosion Bro Fist, brah!
-They do the Baysplosion Bro Fist-
Bro #2: Yeah, 'Merica!
Tickling one's butthole while reciting the lyrics to "IT'S EVERY DAY BRO"
It's every way bro:
"YO IT'S TESSA BROOKS, THE COMPETITION SHOOK!"
You’re about to get wrecked in a shady Crypto project , nft, coin or token. “Trust me bro” is stated to put the consumer or crypto trader at ease, these words should ring as a warning to flee the investment or do further research.
“Jed McCaleb worked on the project with him, I don’t have any sources or anything to validate my claim, Trust me bro”
worse than ur mom gay, ur dad lesbian AND ur granny tranny combined
joshua: ur mom gay, ur dad lesbian AND ur granny tranny
daniel: ya bro a hoe
**sun turns into red giant**
Worse than ur mom gay, ur dad lesbian and ur granny tranny combined
Each time this is used to roast someone a bro becomes a crow
Bob: Cod > Bf
Alex: Stfu ur mom gay lol
Bob: Ur dad lesbian
Alex: Ur granny tranny
Bob: Ur Bro Crow
Alex: *Burns to ashes*
A last minute move by one male friend to another that saves the friend from a bad lay or other situation.
"You were totally about to go home with that fugly chick when I Tim Te-broed you and took you home."