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he got caught doin the knuckle shuffle on the piss pump
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When you sit down to take a shit, it ends up being all liquid, and sounds like your pissing in the toilet.
You shouldn't have ate that Taco Bell. Now you are going to piss out your ass all day.
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an exclamation demanding someone stops wasting one's time.
Don't piss me around you wanker, I know you can't afford to buy my car, you don't even have a pot to piss in.
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when a person irritates you so much
Felix was on the computer again, he is "pissing the shit out of me"
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An extremely annoying situation in which on attempts to urinate standing up but is unable to due to the inevitable urge to Shit and since this is impossible due to the current position of the urinator one reaches a P.S.S
Fred: Hey man what took ya so long in the piss pot?
Gary: Sorry dude got the case of (P.S.S) Piss Shit Stalemate..
Fred: oh...
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The act of peeing loudly while talking to your friend on speaker phone. The person on the other end of the conversation will most definitely try to convince themselves it was a drinking fountain.
Ellie: *pssssssss* so, you wanna hang out later?
Molly: Sure... what's that noise?
Ellie: Oh nothing.
Molly: I'm hoping thats a drinking fountain. Don't piss me through the phone, dude.
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when a group of people just sit around somewhere to bitch, moan, and complain about how life sucks for them!
Who invited me to this piss and shit tea party!
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