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Everything is Chris's fault. If the sun is too hot, it's because Chris left the oven on. If it's raining outside, Chris probably forgot to close the window. If you stubbed your toe, Chris probably moved the furniture again. If your phone is running low on battery, Chris probably used it to call every single person in your contact list. In short, if something goes wrong in your life, you can bet that Chris had something to do with it. So the next time you're feeling frustrated or annoyed, just remember: it's probably all Chris's fault.
It's always Chris
Hot saxy man
Plays captain american in justice league
Chris Hemsworth
Can turn a woman pregnant by looking at her. Also can turn straight men gay and gay women straight. Is THE hotttest man, and I wish I could make out with him
TEXTING ON DISCORD
Me: Look at this hot guy
My friend: It's Chris Hemsworth isn't it?
Me: PPPPFT. nooooo
also me: Proceeds to send her 100 Chris hemswerth images that I found on pinterest
God of thunder from down under hotter than shrimp on the barby. Australian Jesus. A beefy dingo from the land down under. Aussie hunk.
Well, g’day to you, Chris Hemsworth.
hey chris butka lets go to my room *pulls pants down* girl says "that is such a huge dick"
Chris Chruch Maxing is when you wear a red nike tech for long periods of time
Damn twin ur chris church maxing
A Canada born Chinese rapper who represents pile driver.
Show me the Chris Wu for drilling the well.