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Cult-like frontman of Tool. He has a lot of fans, but others consider him to be overrated; the amount of these people exceed Tool fans.
Tool fan: "OH MY GOD MAYNARD IS SO AWESOME HE SINGS ABOUT HIS SIX INCH DICK"
Non-Tool fan: "And what else does he do for you?"
Tool fan: "WHO CARES HE SINGS ABOUT HIS DICK!!!"
Non-Tool fan: "Figures."
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A very terrible school, full of racism and lesbians. The principal is a pussy. There’s no damn windows, terrible dress code(like really terrible) 0/10 wouldn’t recommend.
Ewww you go to James Irwin Charter School?
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James island high school is a school filled with fuckboys and hoes that are all too fucking rich. This school judges you on everything you do, and you can literally get iss for anything. This school is very cliquey and it’s fucking dumb as fuck. The soda in the fucking cafeteria costs more than it does outside and it’s all diet and sucky. This school also has security checks and metal detectors but don’t worry all you nicotine addicts, they don’t detect juuls so if you hide it well enough you should be fine. Now if you’re going into your freshman year, here are some tips. Always have your juul ready with some pods and a charger that you can plug in in the music building’s bathrooms. Don’t forget to bring your blankets to give handjobs under. And never forget, Sonic says absolutely no peeing in the juul rooms.
i smell death and mango pods we must be at james island high school
a smoother way of saying no shit, sherlock
Obvious Surgeon General says: fat people are more prone to heart disease and death
dude: No shit, Sherlock James
Sherlock James: Fuck you both, I'm going home
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An individual who lives their entire life on an island 2 miles south of the battery in Charleston. The typical hobbies of a James Island swamp rat include drinking every waking moment and being obnoxiously loud and destructive in common social settings.
We had a great time out in Charleston last night until the JI swamp rats showed up and got us kicked out of the bar. Typical James Island swamp rat behavior.
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only the coolest mutha fucka around the master of partying
"you know who the fuck that is thats james mutha fuckin moon"