l bomb

A spontanious explosion of lisp at the completion of a sentance. An advanced way of speech for one with lisp, to achieve the l-bomb, the lispee must talk without a lisp for a sentance. This surplus of kenetic energy(the unused lisp) is stored thruout the sentance and released in a shockwave of lisp upon completion.

Todd : Yo dude you hang out at the party?

lispet: yeah man we got wasted and pissed on that bitch's couch...... lesheshkba

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love bomb

During the act of lovemaking, one turtling partner (male or female) squats over the others face and begins to lay cable. Open-mouthed, they let the poo slide in. Rather than dropping it all, half way through, the squatter sucks the turd back up their own ass. This is then repeated until the squatter can no longer suck it back or accidentally crimps a bit off. In a sense, it is like fellatio but with poo.

“Last night i was busy giving my old lady the love bomb of her life. Everything was going really well until she accidentally bit down. She’s in the bathroom right now... flossing.”

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spirit bomb

The gayest fighting attack possible. It's when you head ram someone in the crotch because you're gay.

I just spirit bombed joe because I'm gay.

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Shit bomb

A person who constantly bugs you, yet is good for doing things you don't want to do. I.E. little brothers.

Shit bomb, fetch me a glass of water.

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F - Bomb

To format your hard-drive, thus dropping the F-Bomb 'nuking' all software on said drive.

Me: Its about time I dropped the F-bomb.
Friend: Why so soon?
Me: Because my computer is so fuct I have to nuke it.

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vomit bomb

a slang word for a common known std caught by begging someone to have meaningless sex with you, people become vulnerable to this sexual disease when cheating on their signifigant other in a one night stand. symptoms include vomiting, increased facial hair, addiction to foriegn drugs and ruined cars. you can treat this std by drinking lots of coffee and staying away from flying objects such as rocks, lawn ornaments and longboards.

ew girl i just made a vomit bomb!

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J Bomb

A made up slang word used to show when people are full of shit and pretending to know what they are talking about when they really don't

Person1: "Oooo man someone just dropped a major J Bomb!"
Person2: "O yeah man..."
Person1: "Wait...you don't know what a J bomb is?!!!"
Person2: "Yeah I do!"
Person1: "Well then what is it then?"
Person2: "..."

You get the point

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