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when you try to help a friend out in matters of emotions and or life decisions, but they come at you uninvited with a partial and keep mumbling something you can't quite hear
I helped a friend or aquaintance through a traumatic life event, but afterwards they got all weird, kind of like when you get a boner after a reiki session. Well this is awkward. They might just let you chill in the tea room for an extended period to cool off. Reiki Boner
person1: omg look it’s Olivia!
person2: she looks fine today!
Person3: boner alert🙀
A man who is always horney and walks around with a perminant boner
"Jesus! My husband has like a permanent boner 24/7''
When you take a girl's side in an argument, not because she is correct but because you think she's hot and are currently trying to date/ have sex with her.
"Have you seen Sal's boner bias for Kelsey? He believes everything she says!"
Getting a boner when your alone with none of your friends around.
(In restaurant)
John: "I'm done. I'm gonna get to the car first. Your gonna come?)
Will: "Na. I'm gonna order another drink. You go first."
John: "Whatever. Go grow a loner boner"
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when you get a boner because ur lonely
“last night was so boring i got a loner boner.”
a derivation of the popular 70's game known as limbo, all participants must first obtain an erection before attempting to go under the bar.
Guy 1: Dude, there are NO chicks at this party!
Guy 2: I know man, wanna play some boner limbo?
Guy 1: Yea. I'll go get the stick!