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that feeling that you get when water goes up your nose. the equivalent of brain freeze when you eat something cold
I got brain shock when I tried to do a frontflip underwater
Someone who only has the ability to remain information for about as long as they can retain their own water. They regularly ask you things that they've only asked you very recently.
Steve: "So what did Nick want you for?"
Johnny: "He wanted to know how to set up the printer"
Steve: "Again? Didn't you show him the last two days already?"
Johnny: "Yeah. The man has a serious bladder brain, he just can't hold on to information"
Someone so absolutely unintelligent that their Intelligence Quotient can only be compared to that of a head of lettuce.
Caila can barely figure out how to open a door, she's such a salad brain!
The stupidness that occurs during and after intense physical activity, where the body's limited bloodflow is directed towards the muscles instead of the brain.
I tried to unlock the wrong car in the gym car-park today. Severe case of exercise brain.
A person with an empty skull who is full of shit and stupid like a rock.
Bob is a real dingleberry brain. I told him to be ready by ten o’clock PM! He’s been waiting outside since ten this morning.
Doing everything you said you wouldn't do when isolated and alone
covid-19 lockdown gave me a serious case of quarantine brain
When you are physically cut off from everyone and everything but overwhelming connected into everybody else's stuff
#1: That lady was a total Karen
#2: Yeah and she was all wound up on quarantine brain reading conspiracies and shit.