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big telly pokey bum wank

The insertion of your finger or object into your rectum whilst masturbating / jerking off, to increase pleasure while watching pornography or sexually stimulating broadcast material to enhance the experience, either on television or vvia internet streaming on computer, smartphone or tablet.

He was so aroused by the two lesbians performing cullingus on each other on late-night television, he couldn't resist giving himself a big telly pokey bum wank.

by Mackem Beefy September 20, 2021


what the bum

"what the bum" is a phrase used jokingly and sometimes associated with brainrot.

think youre saying "erm what the freak" but instead youre saying "what the bum"

person 1: gets a cookie tray from subway and there's only half a cookie in there
also person 1: what the bum

by stellorcus August 13, 2024


bum tape

another word for toilet paper.

throw me a roll of bum tape, i need to take a shit!

by amethystwaterlily September 27, 2017


squeeky bum time

Squeeky bum time is when you are on the toilet and you re taking a massive shit but nothing is coming out and it's just solid squeeky farts.

"Dude I had some sick squeeky bum time last night"

by Squeekybum123 June 12, 2017


Bum Whop

To have anal sex.

"Me and April did the bum whop last night"

by Dill Wum December 2, 2009


bum kazoo

The act of placing a layer of cling-film over your anus and expelling gas to create the effect of a kazoo.

My German friend plays a mean bum kazoo!

by ZastinLD February 11, 2016


Bum swiped

A large animals use of their rear end to push a person out of the way.
Also is a technique used by dogs during play

My pony just bum swiped me when not wanting to get his rug on

by Low-fat milk March 27, 2018