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have sex with your g/f or wife or just a friend only thing is you do not shower or clean your dick before you stick it in her so it is call doing here dick dirty
you say to your female that you are going to do her dick dirty
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When a single male has options within a group of females and is limited because one of the females is overtly being territorial and “claiming” him.
“keke hit me up to meet her and her friends at the bar. I was going to get with her friend but it was obvious by all her texts and her being up on me that she had already put in the Dick Claim before I arrived.
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When a soldier has spent 15 weeks out bush without a shower he is considered to have Bush Dick, complete with fungal infection and uncleaned masturbation leftovers.
Jake: johnno went clubbin with a 12 week bush dick and picked up some slut and smashed her, he had enough dick cheese to put Bega (australian cheese manufacturer) out of business.
Jordo: fuck man, bush dick strikes again! What a whore.
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A male who appears to be friendly but turns out to be a massive asshole when you really get to know him
I thought he was a really nice guy, but he's secretly a massive closet dick.
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A dick dot is when a man has a mole on his penis
Girl: i really like you
Guy: how about a handjob?
Girl: okay...
Girl: omg what the hell is that
Guy: be cool its just a dick dot
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When a guy kisses a girl right after she has just gone down on him/or another guy.
It is similar to second hand smoke.
"I just kissed Courtney."
"Dude, she just blew me. You just got secondary dick."
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