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What you first hear when you jump off a tall hospital and spin on your way down.
*Jumps off hospital* Close your eyes, you'll be here soon.
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A post anal facial followed up with a face slap to the eye with the dirty dick.
That broad was all Bob Costas after I pink eye panthered her.
when you are high as tits and it looks like your eyes are closed
"yo man, did u just hit the jeffrey?"
"yea bro"
"I can tell, you've got those george bush eyes"
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An individual who has mastered the art of completely dismantling the ass of another individual.
I don’t know what happened last but I was dismantled by a brown eye assassin last night and it was great
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means the possibility of being watched from anywhere and everywhere, so watch you back.
I felt like the hills have eyes every time I walk through the parking lot at night.
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enlarging your eyes over dramatically with a sad face to get whatever you desire. (most of the time)
A: THE OTHER DAY MY DAUGHTER GAVE ME THE PUPPY DOG EYES SO SHE COULD BORROW THE CAR
C: DID IT WORK?
A: YES...
C: BUT ISN'T YOUR DAUGHTER 7?
A: SHUT UP
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Eyes were people think you want to fuck them.
Sometimes though it’s just there eye shape
-guy across the room- “she has fuck me eyes, I’m so getting laid!”
-approaches female with said eyes-
-she declines him-
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