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When you have the motivation to do something useful after work, only for you to sit down and play video games and whine about how little time you have to do something useful every day.
Negrito: I know I said I’d do it after work, but I’m tired right now and I think I deserve to nap.
George: What the mega brain fart was that? Get up and do the dishes, laundry, cooking, plumbing, lighting, cleaning, kitchen, bathroom, and universe right now young man.
Negrito: *depressed*
guy who walks into FCC after leaving AMA with CT-confirmed intracranial hemorrhage, no associated paperwork/nothing in chart
doctor: why were you in the hospital?
dude: i had a bleed-on-my-brain
noun
1. The state of lacking any critical thinking, or characterized by willful stupidity
2. A usually unintentional, intellectually dishonest person.
3. Someone who reads or listen to media without thinking about what's being said and automatically accepts it.
Person 1: "Did you know liking capitalism means you're racist? Socialism automatically rids of racism by default".
Person 2: "Uh no, an economic system does not suddenly make a culture or nation not racist yee-haw brain".
Person 1: "YOU'RE BRAINWASHED! FASCIST!"
Alex Jones: "LIBERALS! They're literal vampire demons sucking the blood of children."
Yee-Haw Brain: "YEEEEEE-HAAAAAWWW that's right!"
Panty-brained refers to someone that advocates for policies and ideas that incentivise promiscuity in society.
She is a panty-brained feminist
Panty-brained refers to someone that advocates for policies and ideas that incentivise promiscuity in society.
Stacy is a panty-brained feminist
When you take your testicles out of your waistband so your scrotum stretches out to the max and looks like a brain. Often showed to others under a table as a surprise prank.
"Guys look, it's brain time."
"Dude, put that away!"
When ur brain suddenly remembers that thing it couldn't think of anywhere up to hours earlier and u can help but say it out loud and feel so much better for doing so!
I just had a brain spew! That guys name i couldnt remember that I gave a hand job to in church that day was andy!! Handy andy!