When a guy says that he has a girlfriend but when asked says he doesn't actually have one.
Guy 1: "Dumbass doesn't actually have a girlfriend"
Guy 2: "No I was just kidding fellas"
Guy 1: "This an Austin Moment."
a dufuker moment is when you and a friend are both thinking about what a person said to you or somebody else and you're just there like "da fuckkk ???"🤨🥴
"yeoo on my momma if I die a virgin please tell my kids I love em"
*looks at friends* = a dufuker moment
Unicorn moment is a moment that is unrealistic or would very very rarely happen.
1. Person: I am gonna be faster than Usain Bolt!
2. Person: That would be a unicorn moment
1. Person: Huh?
Kanye: Ain’t gon happen!
It's when u feel suicidal on the internet but you're doing it for attention from simps
I got gangbanged and i wanna do a hilly moment
When you show someone a song and they tell you it's shit and don't like it. Few months later they show you the same song, telling you how cool it is.
-Hey, listen to this song from Aquila Rift, it's so cool.
--Ehh, I don't like it, it's just not good.
*Few months pass*
--This song from Aquila rift is an absolute banger, why didn't I find it sooner?
-This is so aquila rift moment
A Carson Moment is when someone says something (Jokingly or not) pertaining to Grooming, Sexting or anything sexual to do with minors.
The term "Carson Moment" was made after the Youtuber CallMeCarson was accused of Grooming a 16 year old.
Person 1: "I'm gonna go groom some kids now."
Person 2: That's a Carson Moment
Person 1: What?
Person 2: What?
when you have a moment of stupidity, which easily could have been fixed with common sense, or pausing before speaking to think about what you're going to say.
bro 1: what is 2 times 3
bro 2: bro... literal megh moment