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Often referred to as "dcl".
The term originated in Montreal's neighborhood "The Schlague" before widly spreading in most urban cities. Used to described the crazy way of life of one or multiple persons.
"You want to come over ? We're having a party tonight "
"But it's Monday."
"Yeah, you know, dat cray life."
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when you never have a good hair day
I keep hearing people talking about having a bad hair day. Well, I have a bad hair life
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The art of stealing someones chair shortly after they just got up.
The idea is that in life there will always be one to take your place thus completing the circle.
Willy got up to grab another beer only to return and find Daniel had completed the 'Circle of Life'.
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a spectacular game that people use to get the anger outta them, or if they just wanna blow the crap outta the combines.
dude1:did you play half life 2 last night?
dude2:yea, blow'd the crap outta the combines
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the meaning of life is to go fishing...for trout in my toilet.
paul figured out the meaning of life while he was in my bathroom pissing while he was thtoned
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What people say to justify doing unfair things.
Defendant: How come OJ gets to kill his wife and I don't?
Judge: Life isn't fair. Go to jail and die.
Judge: How come I'm getting a parking ticket even though I fine people for that shit every day?
Cop: Because life isn't fair.
Cop: How come you get a steak dinner for killing someone and all I can ever afford are bagels and donuts?
Defendant: Life ain't fair motherfucka!
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actually the song is originally from annie. it's harder to be a red headed orphan then a gangsta.
you think you got it bad? annie had a hard knock life, bitch.
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