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A combination of being a pistol and sassy pants. Lots of energy, and acting like a little dickhead.
They’re being a real pistol pants!
When a company is so engrossed in woke culture you can’t figure out what they are actually selling
I don’t need your yoga pants politics-Chris Rock
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When a company is so focused on work culture you can’t figure out what they actually sell
I don’t need your yoga pants politics
-Chris Rock
The act of pissing your pants at a wedding and then proceeding to pour a pint over yourself to hide it
Jesus Carl, stop wasting beer! We know you urinated on yourself again! Pissy pants carl
What you would call a man who’s good at something, and shows it off. Usually used as a joke when someone makes a correction.
Person 1: How the Hell do you spell show-fer?
Person 2: Chauffeur.
Person 1: Ooh, look at Fancy-Pants Rich McGee over here. Fuck you! Spelling bee ass.
A prostitute that has had a terrible plastic surgery and looks chopped up.
Son: What's a chuck pants dad?
Dad: a prostitute with poor article surgery.
Look at that chuck pants
Wow that prostitute needs a better surgeon.
When a man is to pussy to eat pussy because it is either to gross, smelly, or the thighs might engulf your head.
Person 1 "Hey so did you eat out Lafanda last night?"
Person 2 "Nah, That shits scary."
Person 1 "Your such a Pooty-Pant."