When you eat your gf ass and she forgot to wipe.
Friend 1: Mate I was eating my gf ass and it had pooh in it
Friend 2: AH mate you ate the dirty chocolate cake
When an fat African American woman shits on your penis during sexual intercourse.
I heard Colin got a Chili’s Lava Cake last night from the black stripper he took home.
“hes so cute”
“thats cause its patty watty cakes”
The act of Steve Aoki smashing a cake in a person's face
OMG Steve Aoki just straight bu-cake-ee'd me in the face right now!!
When one Homo Sapien and another Homo Sapien engage in Analingus at a regular day in the Office.
Courtney: Hey Kevin! I’ve got some Cake in the Conference Room for you! ;)
Kevin: Id love to engage in Analingus with you Courtney! Let me finish these files real quick and I’ll meet you in your office.
the official cake of Maryland. Probably the most amazing cake you'll ever eat- atleast 10 layers, icing on every layer. You can probably find it near OC (ocean city) or in Crisfield.
Person #1:Hey have you tried Smith Island Cake?
Person #2:Yeah! It's the awesomest cake ever!
Person #3: I know right!
When you’re a sheltered financial crimes nerd and you don’t know what bukkake is.
We were playing cards against humanity with Sean and he called pixelated bukkake “pixelated buckle cake”