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National Car Meetup Day is November 5th. To celebrate: Everyone who loves cars meets at their nearest 7 Eleven at 6pm
Chad: How's it going Brad, do you know what day it is?
Brad: Yeah it's National Car Meetup Day. My local 7 Eleven is packed every year.
Food purchased specifically to eat in the car on the way home from the grocery store.
Vicki thinks cookies make a good car snack since you can eat them with one hand while driving and one sleeve lasts exactly the time it takes to drive from the A&P to home.
Noun- The act of opening the backdoor of a school bus, pulling down your pants, and peeing on the car behind
Ivan needed to pee, so he opened the emergency exit and gave the Dodge behind them a Missouri car wash
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Mario: The pepperoni bag was cut below the zipper!
Luigi: That blows snow all over the car!
Slang for saying don’t do that, or it’s a bad idea
Friend- I wanna get wit my ex
Me- girl, get your ass in the car
An extremely annoying catchphrase said at random times. Even when a conversation is about cars, the catchphrase is still not funny. Used rarely in the United States of America
Friend 1: So why do you like One Direction so much?
Sivan (Friend 2): I'm not obsessed, I just like some of their music.
Annoying Friend: Wait, are we talking about cars?
Sivan (Friend 2): Goshdammit, NO!
Annoying Friend: (Laughs and runs away)
When a car is being burned or completely burnt, and totaled, resulting in a burnt toasted shell of a car. - Car-B-Que.
Dude, check out that burnt car.
Yeah man, that car is a Car-B-que