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Guy who disables people's phones
"Everyone, hide your phones!!! Michael Kuznetsovs headed this way. You dont want it disabled!"
A creepy pedophile that was a teacher at my school. He told my girlfriend to do asmr. Whenever he let other people to conduct he held by their HEE HEE.
Stop being a MICHAEL HENDERSON
Generally defined as a sex black male. Tends o steal everyones thot bitches but the niggas he steals them from steal think he is a God
Nigga#1: Damn I heard that you and your girl split up
Nigga#2: Yeah we did
Nigga#1: what happened
Nigga#2: She left me for someone else
Nigga#1: Well are you gonna kick his ass
Nigga#2: Naw cuh is aight cuz Michael Barlow stole her from me
Nigga#1:Oh shit you dont wanna mess with that nigga
A koala who lives in a tree
came down the tree with glee
sat on a rock which hurt his bum
and then went back up his tree
I want a michael (the koala from the bible) as a pet please
The motherfucking goat. Best to ever do it. Dick is always schlanging.
Yo is that THE michael slivka?
Bro that’s michael slivka
Sissy-lala-Pansyfist Cowardice Bitch. Someone who is afraid to fight someone of equal strength, or stronger.m
(i.e., a man who only fights women, children, or the physically disabled/handicapped.) Someone who thinks it's okay to put others down and over talk someone, the second the other person says anything offensively true about them they throw whatever it's near them trying to hit that person, or if close enough use their fist to hit them. Will duck when the other person fights back and position himself like a scared bitch who can't take a punch. Constantly talks about themselves and how "GREAT & TOUGH THEY ARE" yet let's other people get over on them and will Facebook message them with tough words and never back it up once in public. A junkie who blames their addiction on everyone else, can work but refuses to. Makes their women pay for everything and will threaten them over $10. Expects their women to do everything they asks even after they beat on them. Wears rings on their fingers so it's an advantage in a fight, and has a knife around their neck for extra protection. A man who "loves their kids" but never makes time for them because he spends all day nodding out, refusing to go to bed and rest so they will stand up until they collapse on the ground.
"Man, why the hell you acting like a Michael Vernon Kelly II?!"
"Don't pull a Michael Vernon Kelly II, you're better than that!"
Someone who is epic cool boy 😎
Hello Michael Pineda