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Alphas

People who sit on the top floor lib are such Alphas

by Alphastopfloor3 May 31, 2024


lazy top

The opposite of a power bottom. Where the penetrator is submissive and/or doesn't initiate sex and is just there to go with the flow while the "bottom" takes control. A lazy top is often laid-back and labeled as a tease for their "lack of effort".

Jeff: Your boyfriend's pretty aggressive with you. He's the top, right?
Adam: Nah, he just takes control and rides me like a cowboy while I lay back and enjoy. I love it.
Jeff: Oh, a lazy top then. You're such a tease.

by wadelsinsane April 4, 2024


pencil topping

When you let a turd so long and thick it can come out your ass and go strait down the toilet hole as 1 piece

Dude I was pencil topping so bad when I finally cracked it off it was still laying on the seat.

by Cooter polluter October 16, 2017


Top Conniver

Top floor boss, The slimy-est of them all. Always scheming, he never misses and he never took an L. He always has Super Slimey album by Young thug and Future on repeat.

That nigga a top conniver, don’t cross him or you’ll regret it.

Top Conniver, Leave no survivers

by Scamelo Ball October 13, 2022


Vienna Top-off

When you're jacking off and you can't finish so you call in a homie to finish you off.

Yesterday I was jacking off in my room, and I couldn't finish until I had John give me a Vienna Top-off

by DavQ November 10, 2021


Well Top Doodle

It's like when ur saying "Well to bad" but it's "Well top doodle

Person A: I can't go out tonight

Person B: Well top doodle!

by Ur local dumb person April 1, 2022


Top right corner

used to describe petite Fijian Indian girls

Dekho waha, top right corner aaige

by bobs1132 March 22, 2021