The opposite of a power bottom. Where the penetrator is submissive and/or doesn't initiate sex and is just there to go with the flow while the "bottom" takes control. A lazy top is often laid-back and labeled as a tease for their "lack of effort".
Jeff: Your boyfriend's pretty aggressive with you. He's the top, right?
Adam: Nah, he just takes control and rides me like a cowboy while I lay back and enjoy. I love it.
Jeff: Oh, a lazy top then. You're such a tease.
When you let a turd so long and thick it can come out your ass and go strait down the toilet hole as 1 piece
Dude I was pencil topping so bad when I finally cracked it off it was still laying on the seat.
Top floor boss, The slimy-est of them all. Always scheming, he never misses and he never took an L. He always has Super Slimey album by Young thug and Future on repeat.
That nigga a top conniver, don’t cross him or you’ll regret it.
Top Conniver, Leave no survivers
When you're jacking off and you can't finish so you call in a homie to finish you off.
Yesterday I was jacking off in my room, and I couldn't finish until I had John give me a Vienna Top-off
It's like when ur saying "Well to bad" but it's "Well top doodle
Person A: I can't go out tonight
Person B: Well top doodle!
used to describe petite Fijian Indian girls
Dekho waha, top right corner aaige