Whilst on a project, both partners are entirely naked apart from a beret.
The man will do a handstand in front of the woman. She will then wrap her arms around him and pick him up to perform analingus. She will then reach around and stroke him simultaneously, similar to playing a flute.
All sexual fluids will be caught on a croissant pre-loaded with ham and cheese. The fluids will then be evenly spread using a French passport.
“I can’t come to Murphy’s tonight. I have a Dirty J-F scheduled”
A Daniel T-J is someone who u have to add on Snapchat otherwise your weird
‘Bro do you have Daniel T-J added’ ‘no’ ‘oh ur fucking weird’
A term used to describe a flat-assed female. Usually promiscious, trashy, loud, annoying and obnoxious.
-Ugh! Man did you see that chick?
-Yeah she's a real J-back..
A non-malicious and unknowing lie. A piece of information that may loosely resemble the truth but leaves the listener with obvious suspicion. Often circulated by those with names starting with the letter J
Jansynn: Did you know all dogs are born with ADHD?
Ethan: J fact! J fact!
A blonde individual located on the upper north shore/beaches often found with enlarged balls due to his unconventional use of a bathroom (ED).
Weaknesses include: (ED), Monte(SF)(EV), Land sports and Chem.
J-Tizzy Goat the game started half an hour ago why haven't you left home.
Abbreviation for “just”
I j can’t believe you’d do that!
J venmo the money and I’ll cover dinner.