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A weird kid. He always thinks everyone likes him. He usually goes on the dark web to buy weird stuff.
He is Him. He’s stronger, faster, smarter. Bro solos all of fiction and non-fiction. He transcends that which is us. He is just that guy.
Guy: Bro Naruto no diffs Luffy.
Guy 2: But can he beat Goku?
Guy 3: The fact they all got nothing on Jesus says a lot doesn’t it?
Guy: Wdym?
Guy 3: Jesus Solos in his sleep 😴
Is a tomp found in Isreal also called the Talpiot tomb. It was first brought to the attention of the world in a book called "The Jesus family tomb" by Simcha Jacobovici and Charles R. Pellegrino.
In the tomb there are the ossuaries that contain the bones of a family that brears all the names of Jesus in the bible. It has been estimated by a mathematician that the odds of it being the tomb of Jesus are 600 to 1 in favour of it being Jesus' tomb.
This is one of those things that fundamentalist don't want you to know because it would mean Jesus didn't rise from the dead.
Have you read the Jesus family tomb?
Jesus condom peanut butter happens when someone eating a chicken sandwich gets pissed off
"Adrien, how's your mom"- Rami
"I'm so jesus condom peanut butter", says adrien with a mouth full of chicken and passion
"Well then stop watching vietnamese porn or I'll throw a grand piano on your velociraptor"
A cult for black jesus, participated in non racist acts and ran by Sid and jimmathy
Boy: black Jesus cult
Girl:the cult
Boy: bitch lasagne
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An alternative for saying, Jesus Hitler, Christ
Jesus. H Christ, I didn't know that she was my 15-year-old daughter
*Sweet home Alabama starts playing*
That is how mafia works.
The H. stands for Herald
definition of herald:
1. an official messenger bringing news.
2. a person or thing viewed as a sign that something is about to happen.
jesus H. christ's H stands for Herald