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Someone who's there for you, through all your challenges, all of your hardships, who would help you no matter how much it takes.
I'm as lucky as can be, the #1 Dad belongs to me!
Simply the best, most loved dad in the whole wide world
The owner of this mug is definitely the #1 dad in the world.
Typing with your right/left hand
because your left/right hand is busy
"genericnoname" just invented the word:
Legerephobia - Fear of going to college due to mass shootings
variant stem of legere to gather + T-Mobile online classes
It was a 1 hander!
the time im defining this right now
i should go to sleep, it's 1:33 am
2 for 1 is defined as you go out with one girl and invite the 2nd girl over to the house around 9 or so. The 2nd one knows that we're fucking if they come that late. The first one pussy is marinating cuz they be surprised I'm leaving someone so I end up fucking her another day. 2 hoes for 1 date
I had my first 2 for 1 last night as a 40 year old!
One of the Cat in the Hat’s alien slaves who does not have a name and is labeled thing 1
Guy 1: Have you seen thing 1
Guy 2: Yeah he’s sleeping in the back of Cat in the Hats flying car.