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Guy1: So I had sex with this virgin yesterday and nutted all in her.
Guy2: You gave the ol cream cherry.
Guy1: Yup.
Guy2: Classy.
When you pull it out of the litter box, and it’s got strawberry vanilla and chocolate frosting.
After riding the rectum, hard, he left him with a Neapolitan cream pie.
It's when u forcefully shoot out the syphilis infected cum out of your vagina or anus
When the cum fell out of her I knew she was a lice cream squirter
It's when u forcefully shoot out the syphilis infected cum out of your vagina or anus
When the cum fell out of her I knew she was a lice cream squirter
Trav fucking loves mars bar ice cream
MarsBar Ice Cream AND SOME FANTA FRUIT TWIST!
When two partners (regardless of gender do anal. When one of the partners cums in the unwashed asshole of the other partner. The partner filled with cum then proceeds to stand on all fours with their asshole wide open then the other partner proceeds to squeeze out the cum from the dirty ass hole and consume it, but the semen is mixed with the left over shit from the dirty asshole it’s being eaten out of. Therefore also having the texture of cookies and cream!
Partner: “Alright babe ready for some of that cookies n’ cream?”
Other partner: “you know it!”
When you cum and your partner drinks it like a smoothie until they suffocated
I have my girl a cream dilight