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The act of waiting for your hand to fall asleep before beating your meat with the asleep hand.
I let my hand fall asleep then had a dead mans stroke. It felt like someone else jerkin' me off
A saying that Means God It's not all a part of Man Kind anymore
It is sad but God is dead
When a bird is so fit that you don’t know how to approach or even act around them. *sees girl*
Me: boys she’s dead smart
You haven’t got a chance, she’s dead smart
Being tired to the extent where one does not move during sleep.
Dude I'm so tired, I'm going to be dead roaching it tonight.
Fist weapons that act as a deadblow hammer, against multiple bullets, each firing upon punch, or at different times to reduce recoil on the hand or nun chuck
Dead knucks like fallout worthy
When you put dumb weight in your body and your brain shuts down.
Did you know 30%fat or more is called Dead Brain?