Someone whose total education comes from FaceBook.
Children nowadays only get a FaceBook Education.
People who are in a relationship, but have yet to announce it, are classed as facebook single. They can then enjoy the privileges of giving the appearance of being single (i.e. to flirt with people on a night out) whilst covertly being in a real-world relationship.
It's ok Geoff, I can buy her a drink as I'm Facebook Single.
Someone who sells risqué pictures of themselves over Facebook.
Hey, mate, I’m a Facebook photo whore and for just $15 you can have some fun ;)
The thing that is at the bottom of the "Urban Dictionary is written by you" panel on the home screen.
TWITTER FACEBOOK HELP FEEDBACK
When a person on facebook has ALL of their privacy features enabled allowing you to only send a friend request and MAYBE see their profile picture. You can do nothing else with them if you are not their friend.
Man, Mr. Higgins has his facebook lockdown! I was forced to send him a friend request just so I could see the status he told me about today!
When a person has a strong desire to check their Facebook page but doesn't have access to a computer, mobile device or the site is blocked, usually at work.
Also called "fajonesing"
You must really be Facebook jonesing right now.
Any kind of sport you can watch or play on Facebook.
Facebook Sports always has the best baseball coverage.