Fortnite is a cool ass game that many players say PUBG sucks dick
1. Where the stupid 9-year olds gather.
2. A city where everyone and everything is locked behind a paywall which the 9-year olds use their parent’s credit card to bypass.
3. Seriously, just go play Minecraft. If you are a parent and see your kid playing Fortnite, terminate him/her.
Timmy: let’s play Fortnite
Timmy’s dad: *loads gun*
A game that ruins relationships
Girlfriend "Babe wanna go on a date"
Boyfriend "Nah im to busy playing Fortnite"
Where the 9 year old kids gather
“”””””””””””””Fortnite is good””””””””””””””
Guy 1: Want to play fortnite?
Guy 2:Nah fam its a shit game
Fortnite Is a video game that will keep you a virgin forever!
"Hey nigga want to play fortnite?"
"Ah man I can she took my kids after I won"
Etc: I am a virgin who lives in my nans basement playing fortnite