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The art of blowing your snot from your nose into a womens vagina or anus for added lubrication. Once the "Snot Rocket" is in place you then ram your penis in to one of her holes creating a Green Cheese Slam.
(Huband) Hey Hunny you seem a little dry this evening, do you mind if we try a The Green Cheese Slam? (Wife) sure baby
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A small and spectacularly boring rustique town located in the San Bernardino National Forest of Southern California.
That would be Green Valley Lake near Running Springs.
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heavily drinking one night, and waking up early the next morning for a delicious hungover breakfast.
fred: "lets go green eggs and hammed tomorrow i'm gonna need an omlet in the morning."
ren: "ihop?"
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a deliciously cheap can of dip, also known as grizzly wintergreen. can be found in many convenience strores in the midwest.
John: "Hey, you headin' to the store?"
Joe: "Yeah."
John: "Grab me a can of Grazzle McDazzle Green."
Joe: "Gimme two bucks."
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Used to describe something that is almost cool but leaves you hanging; a let-down.
This term playfully takes the definition of “ham” - as in “go ham” - to say that the object/event described went so far as to be notable, but not far enough to have “gone ham”: no ham.
Matthew: What did you guys think about that concert?
Raymart: It was fishlay-o-fish me thinks.
Oli: Purr…
Evan: Really? That shit was green eggs, no ham.
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A mutually agreed upon list, be it a formal written list or a spoken understanding, between a person and his/her significant other, of generally unattainable people, typically celebrities or public figures, with whom that person may deviate from the relationship on a single occasion, without reprisal, if the unlikely opportunity were to present itself.
My wife's pissed that I banged Alicia. She refuses to honor my green light list. (Here's lookin' at you, Swizz Beatz!)
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An illegal immigrant to the USA is recruited into the military to go fight and die for an illegal war in the Middle East.
Bush never meant to enforce immigration laws since he needed more Green Card Janissaries for cannon fodder.
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