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A strange incident on March 3rd 1876 in Kentucky, meat fell from the sky for several minutes. Some said it tasted like beef but a doctor said it could be lung tissue from either a horse or a human infant.
Why did they taste the meat from the kentucky meat shower?
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A expression used to describe the action of masterbating or "jerking off" used to get off or pleasure. usaul finished by busting a nut
Hey nate shaw quit beating your meat in the corner while you talk to your girlfriend thats dirty
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The act of masturbation but in different words to supposedly make the word sound less weird or awkward
Friend: Hey dude, watcha doin' up at 3:00am in the morning?
Other Guy: I'm up to beat my meat
Friend: Haha, yeahh....
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to "work on a meat puzzle" would be to make the pieces fit and have sex. nothing more, nothing less.
"Hey girl, you wanna go work on a meat puzzle back at my place?"
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An extension on fingering in which the fingerer curves his fingers upwards, towards the navel, of the fingeree's vagina, in order to both stimulate her G-spot and, more importantly, prevent her escaping.
I gave Eleanor a Vietnamese Meat Hook last night, I could tell by her eyes she wanted to leave, but she didn't have a chance.
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Where you are eating a burger, and the meat has been finished before the bun has.
"Ahh Joe, I've beat my Meat !"
"Ahh not again!"
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When a female vagina lips or male uncircumsized penis skin is covered in smelly cheese(smegma) when one goes for days with out showering.
That bitch has some seriously cheesy meat curtains and it made my dick itch.
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