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The creamy stuff left around the base of the penis and on the scrotem after sex.Usualy describing the morning after results with no shower.
this nut sludge is making me itch
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The nut to the left side of your penicular structure.
Honey, I can't bang you tonight. My left nut got cut off.
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What you call someone when you don't know there name.
Take that green pea down there and go sell them bouges a car
Who?
You know, whistle nuts
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An oval shaped sponge used for washing your nuts.
Johnny Knoxville needed to use a nut sponge after being in a severe accident where he broke his "ding-ding" to get the blood off.
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pants worn by males that are particularly tighter than a females...im talkin bout tighter than ya girls jeans. they actually suffocate the gentilia to the point that the penis is overly exposed to be too big or tooo small...
what the F$#* is this nigga wearing?
Nut huggers man nut huggers
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The Fruit and Nut is one of two symptoms of the materialistic 21st Century world in which we find ourselves:
1) The first is Cadbury's Fruit and Nut, a delicious chocolate bar beloved the world around for its high quality but never stingy helping of raisins and peanuts, sure to cure any ails modern life can throw at you.
2) The second is a crude sex act, believed to have originated in South Wales. The act requires very specific conditions for it to count: it is initiated at first by a devil's three way (a threesome where two men double penetrate a woman) during a time when the lady is on her period and simultaneously defecating herself. After a while the men pull out, the woman flips around and the men enter in again.
When the men have received both the 'fruit' and the 'nut' the act is complete and all 3 participants are free to try and resume their normal lives.
Guy 1: "Dude! We should totally give Sandy the Fruit and Nut tonight!"
Guy 2: "Yeah, just make sure our balls don't touch!"
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