The extreme version of "Liar liar pants on fire". When someone has no credibility left because they've told so many lies. A person with ash pants has had them "on fire" so many times that their credibility has been metaphorically turned to ash, and nothing they say can be relied on.
"Jason said he's definitely coming."
"Don't believe anything Jason says. He's got ash pants."
A phrase to describe your displeasure with something.
This coffee tastes so horrible that I feel like I pooped in my pant.
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A special condom that are the size of pants
"You slept with Jill?! Dude I hope you wore condom pants she's got the herp".
Spandex pants so tight and form fitting that you can see the outline of the female genitalia causing you to shout out MONKEE!!
Hey Ryan look at the monkee pants on that chick ....MONKEE!!!
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The ferret put in someone's pants in the act of ferret-legging, a popular game played by English coal miners in Yorkshire in which a ferret is inserted into one's pants, and kept there for as long as possible. Also my moniker, and a euphemism for a penis.
Damn, Jeffery has had that pants ferret in his ferret pants for a long time now.
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“You’re a poppy pants in every way possible” -Christian MCcollom
This means that everyone needs to poop and pee in their pants, especially those who have their birthday on 19 November.
If they don’t do it on 19 November: Poop and pee in your pants day, you can slap their butt.