the twin rule of gmod murder

This rule states that, when playing Murder in Gary's Mod, if any two people share the same/incredibly similar color (ie blue and blue, purple and magenta, dark green and slightly less dark green, NOT dark blue and cyan), one of them is the murderer.
Works around 87% of the time.

Tango:It's either Lima or Whiskey!
Lima and Whiskey:Why us?
Bravo:You're both pink!
Lima:So?
Tango:So? The Twin Rule of Gmod Murder states that since you're twins, one of you is the murderer, simple as that.It's just how Gmod works.*shoots Whiskey*
*Game ends*

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One Life/Level Rule

Household code that defines how siblings or friends take turns playing a video game that is single player or when there is not 2+ controllers. If you die or beat a level, pass the controller.

Little Sally and Billy are taking turns playing Super Mario Bros. Sally is first, and Billy is waiting his turn. Sally walks into the first Goomba in World 1-1. Noob.

Billy: "My turn!!" *snatches controller*
Sally: "But I just started! No fair!" *cries to mommy*

Billy is correctly exemplifying the One Life/Level Rule. Sally needs to learn how not to be a scrub.

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Rule Number One

I am number 1!

Here are the rules: Rule Number One - I'm number 1!

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6 cup shirt rule

When one team looses by 6 cups in a 10 cup game of Beruit, the winning team has the option of making the other team take off their shirts for five minutes.

Mark: Yo Fran, Stacie and Amanda are taking off their shirts
Fran: 6 cup shirt rule?

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Sibling Wars Rules of Engagement

Statute of limitations is six months to get retribution for photos, pranks and other forms of humiliation. After the six month period has expired any retribution is considered a new act of warfare.

Brother -"I was just getting you back for those pictures you posted."

Sister- "According to the Sibling Wars Rules of Engagement, the statute of limitations has run out so now your screwed!"

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5 foot rule

Don't stand five feet in front of me or I'll stick my sick in your ass

When Austin gets in chucks way during fifa he can declare the 5 foot rule

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5 second rule

the rule regarding the amount of time you have to recover dropped food from the floor and still be able to eat it.

my ice cream! quick, 5 second rule!

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