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Girls who have STDs
What a stupid MF called me.
“You’re such an STD Carrot Cake!”
“Miiiiisss! He called Me an STD Carrot Cake!”
Cold left over pizza served the next morning.
Ok kids, do you want cereal for breakfast or Italian Coffee Cake?
A way to say you want to have sex with someone in a sly way.
Guy 1: Damn she's hot af
Guy 2: I'd let her have a piece of my cake
Guy 1: Same braw
When you’re scanning groceries at Aldi and someone hands you a 7up cake, the slid slips off, and you dip your hand in the cum covered cake.
Damn, man, I fingered the 7up cake at work again today.
The act of ejaculating or cumming on a girls ass or the rims of her ass crack. The sausage will represent the penis that later goes into the vagina after the man nuts on the woman's hot cakes.
Bro she wanted breakfast so I gave her some hot cakes and sausage. She was never the same.
Jamaican black cake is a dense rich cake made by Chef Sweet T at jamaicanblackcakes.com Raisins Cherries, citrus peel and plums are soaked in super strong rum and sweet red wine for up to a year. Then they are blended and added to cake batter and baked slowly till they are perfectly cooked and extremely moist ( more rum is added after it is baked). Add some delicious royal icing to the top and enjoy at special events like Weddings and Holidays. Sweet T's black cake recipe is the best available! Order online and get fast delivery to anywhere in the U.S.A
Sweet T's Jamaican black cakes are Authentic, Moist and Delicious!
deficating into a Tupperware dish and serving it piping hot
Breh, she asked me if I wanted some Filipino Mocha Cake. I said yes and she served me shit in a Tupperware.