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Watering the Bushes

This occurs when you expel your spank juice and go to empty the rain from your meat tube. Your garden hose will be weak after the storm that just took place, and the bushes (your hanging walnuts) will get a nice rain shower. Fun fact: An occasional rain shower helps the bushes grow nice and strong!

Tyraint: Yo brewski, schlong time no see. Wanna hit the club this weekend?

Big Queefy: Sup tyrantula.. I think I gotta take the weekend off. I slammed this 350-lb gorilla last weekend and there was a severe thunderstorm, so my garden hose has been super weak lately. I’ve been watering the bushes the last 5 days, so I gotta take some time to recover.

Tyraint: Damn sounds like you banged Whorambe’s sister? I would’ve loved to experience that, good for you my guy. Hope you and your bushes are doing well, take care.

by Stoney69 June 22, 2022


Bush Chicken

Bush Chickens are chickens that hide in bushes. They have puffy green feathers and are very shy.

They only live in Ontario, unfortunately.

"I saw a Bush Chicken on my driveway last night."

by Mr. Zonks May 17, 2021


Beating behind the bush

Beating behind the bush

Where has Harley gone?

Oh he's just popped behind that Bush to tug his todger.
So he's beating behind the bush then.

by Ring pirate November 10, 2018


George Bushing

Collecting Images of George Bush, typically for personal use.

"Gerald has been George Bushing a lot"

by Loophole224 May 16, 2023


jr. bush

hair on the vagina

i have a jr. bush on my vagina

by harmad December 6, 2010


smith bush

the bushiest person you'll ever see

damn he has some bush what a smith bush

by premadeyam_nosignal_188_69420 December 13, 2022


George W. F. H. Bush

The commando-in-chief. President of working from home in nothing but a shirt, gets dressed by invading the Dryrack. Went to Yale but says he's from Texas so his O&G coworkers will accept him.

Coworkers on the Teams call: "I think you're on mute, we can't hear you."
George W. F. H. Bush: "But I can hear you!"

by daltonjfk September 24, 2021