great mexican challenge

The Great Mexican Challenge is the south of the border version of the Great American Challenge. It involves teams of 3-4 people drinking 30 tecate beers and a fifth of tequila, smoking an eighth of weed, eating 20 tacos, and breaking open a piñata.

"Hey Juan, are you doing the Great Mexican Challenge tomorrow with Pablo and Jose?"

"Yeah man, it's gonna be loco!"

mexican tea party

When you bring beer to a gathering with friends and leave your beers next to you, drinking them slowly as they keep getting warmer.

You gonna put those beers in the fridge or are you having a mexican tea party?

high class mexican

A High Class Mexican is one to have good physical appearance and a ladies man.

EX. High class Mexican pulls females and is good looking.

Mexican Kidney Stone

when a woman puts a pepper seed in your pee hole

It got pretty kinky last night, I passed a Mexican Kidney Stone.

Mexican Treasure Hunt

When a Mexican can't find something so they have to dumpster dive.

Pete,

"Hey guys do you have anymore roller caps for my paint roller skins?"
Blake,
"Sorry Pete you bought them all last week."
Pete,
"Oh ok, looks like I have to go on a Mexican Treasure Hunt."

mexican poo bear

When a person takes a full bag of tortilla chips and pours a full can of queso cheese inside and uses their bare hands to paw the chips out.

I'm gonna mexican poo bear those chips!

Mexican mud slide

The act of 12 laxatives and shitting on a water slide and sliding down it with a dildo on your head to then force your whole head into a woman’s vagina at the bottom

Me a d your mum did a “Mexican mud slide”last night