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chris smacked

When you get bitch slapped publicly by an entitled person who suffers no repercussions from their actions.
Stems from the events of the 2022 Oscars wherein the host, Chris Rock, made a joke at the expense of Will Smith's wife. Will Smith then not only proceeded to walk onto the stage casually and physically assault the host then walk back to his seat just as casually he also accepted the award for best actor a few minutes later.

Did you see how that Karen just "Chris Smacked" that store employee and just walked out?

by That Guy Grimm March 30, 2022


ball-less chris

a nickname for neutered male cats who's names start with C.
originated from the OG ball-less chris, chiller

person 1: yooooo wassup ball-less chris
person 2: bruh his name is candy not chris
person 1: who tf would name their cat candy

person 3: ong

by synonym!? March 14, 2022


Chris pope

Fat 50 year old virgin

I just saw a chris pope

by Whale Gina July 28, 2022


Chris Robilliard

Talking head and functional know it all.

Hey mate your acting like a true Chris Robilliard! I just took a a massive CB! This food tastes like Chris Robilliard!

by LMTV September 13, 2022


chris mark

Type of da hood gang member, often called c-dawg, he holds his principles straight while keeping his penile calmed down when facing drag queens.

Person A: Aye bro, who just stole my brother
Person B: who?
Chris Mark: It's your boy and his penile

by love_yourmom October 17, 2022


Frat Chris

a college fraternity that one person is.

frat chris is life

by fredo santana is 🔥🔥🔥 May 30, 2015


Pull a Chris

When you make plans to actually do something with your boys online, but for what ever fucking reason you just don't show up until 4am and @ everyone to see where everyone is knowing damn well that they are all asleep. You completely ignore the "bros before hoes" rule and just proceed to bang bitches and not hang with the boys. God damn you Chris I hope you forget how to swim and drown in a lake and your dead body gets fucked by the Loch Ness monster, you then proceed to be revived by the Loch Ness monsters cock and then proceed to drown again.

Sorry guys I know that I made plans to play games with you but I'm going to have to pull a Chris and never actually join you in playing the game.

by Punnyman92 February 25, 2023