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A term that complete idiots use to mean just kidding.
Matt: Hey chris i had sex with your mom last night
Chris: What? I thought u loved me
Matt: No i just have sex with you when i feel like it
(chris begins to cry)
Chris: Oh wait a minute your just buttering my pancake:)
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A marijuana peanut butter cup consists of peanut butter, chocolate, and marijuana. What better way to sell candy than adding illegal drugs to the mix. Truly, a fantastic way to put a smile on any policeman's face when arresting a suspect.
Jordan Schafer was arrested on charges of felony possession of marijuana and three marijuana peanut butter cups in Florida. He was with the Houston Astros at the time and served a suspension stemming from the arrest.
1.n Semen, Cum, Jiz, and so on.
Bitch got my duck butter pudding in her mouth.
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Known as the classic peanut butter on the doorbell trick. When you slather peanut butter on a doorbell to prevent ding dong ditching.
"Oh man I tried to ding dong ditch Mr. Eichenser and he got me with the classic peanut butter on the doorbell trick!"
smooth talks, so tricky that ur mind can't decode the true meanin behind... velvet guts...can trade a buck for a million
man, them cats is fools when it comes down to raps, i came in and scooped 2 of they honnies with my slick peanut butter guts
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In reference to males when their erection gets so big that it breaks their zipper on their pants, to the point of no repair.
That man totally just peanut butter cookie his pants!
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Mmmmm, I'm so happy that most houses gave out Reeses Peanut Butter Cups this year!
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