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bangchans cake is beautiful and big
stay 1: look how big bangchans juicy cake is!
stay 2: is it legal to take a photo?
Originating from the shores of North Carolina, a Carolina Crab Cake is the act of ejaculating onto a sexual partners' stomach while they're laying down, and then allowing the semen to pool into their belly button and harden into a cake. The cake is then removed from the belly button and eaten.
Person 1: "Me and my family are gonna go out for some Carolina Crab Cakes tonight for dinner."
Person 2: "Your family is repulsive."
The instance where cake collapses helplessly
I feel sad when the cake falls.
When a short, robust woman is cream pied
Dude! Last night I turned my girl into a seminal short cake.
When one Homo Sapien and another Homo Sapien engage in Analingus at a regular day in the Office.
Courtney: Hey Kevin! I’ve got some Cake in the Conference Room for you! ;)
Kevin: Id love to engage in Analingus with you Courtney! Let me finish these files real quick and I’ll meet you in your office.
The act of Steve Aoki smashing a cake in a person's face
OMG Steve Aoki just straight bu-cake-ee'd me in the face right now!!
the official cake of Maryland. Probably the most amazing cake you'll ever eat- atleast 10 layers, icing on every layer. You can probably find it near OC (ocean city) or in Crisfield.
Person #1:Hey have you tried Smith Island Cake?
Person #2:Yeah! It's the awesomest cake ever!
Person #3: I know right!