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When a guy is too sad to get a boner.
We couldn't sleep together because he had a bad case of sad dick.
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To get screwed over.
Betrayed.
When some thing doesn't work out.
" ugh, this cops pulling me over?! Im getting rat dicked"
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An erection that is ordered, mandated and/or required during the time when a couple is trying get pregnant. This is most often needed when a couple is having sex purely for the purpose of getting pregnant, whether they are in the mood for sex or not.
Husband: "My wife just texted me that I need to get home and bang her."
Friend: "What? Your wife texts you for sex?"
Husband: "Nope. She's ovulating. Gotta go put on my game dick."
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When someone is so scared of the penis that they literally runs away in terror at the sight of it.
Also when a girl and boy are going out for a good 6 months and the girl still hasn't touched his manhood, she can be described as having 'dick fright'.
Isaac: hey Kathryn whats long hard and full of semen. *whips out his ding-a-ling*
Kathyrn: *dies*
Isaac: Damn Kathryn didn't realize you had such bad dick fright.
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Refering to a dirty redneck with a good looking woman...
Why in the sam hell would she want to be with that dirt dick?
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Anyone who sits, squats or otherwise takes a dick into their pelvic region.
Mike is a fucking dick squatter
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The wing woman version of jumping on the grenade or taking one for the team.
"I was being a good wing woman and had to settle with the friend of the guy she was hooking up with = default dick"
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