same thing as bros before hoes, just this time it's about computers and not hoes
Damn, she wanted to give me a 2080ti if I went home with her, but then I realised I had a meeting with my homie tonight.
bros before flops
Guys who are only friends because their girlfriends hang out together.
It's cool if we go to that party, at least my bros through hos can take me home if she can't hang.
An insult that dismantles lives.
John: You look like a fooglie from spy kids
Eric: Ur bro bi
John: *ends himself*
Bro ho skanks are the ones that got away.
Guy 1: Man she was such a bro ho skank last night, giving Jeremy a blumpkin
A slightly more "polite" way of saying "I wasn't listening" and/or "I don't care"
Person 1: "bro, you should've seen all the bitches that were hanging off me last night"
Person 2: "cool story, bro"
Bro Code #88 states that a bro who informs another bro of a wife/gf boob job. That bro must also show a before and after pic of said job
My bro never held up to said bro code #88.
To do something in the future, to check something out later, to take advice.
A: Bro you should curl less if you want more gains.
B: Thx; I’ll dab on it bro.