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When you’re a sheltered financial crimes nerd and you don’t know what bukkake is.
We were playing cards against humanity with Sean and he called pixelated bukkake “pixelated buckle cake”
Girls who have STDs
What a stupid MF called me.
“You’re such an STD Carrot Cake!”
“Miiiiisss! He called Me an STD Carrot Cake!”
The act of a man pleasuring himself via the anus with a cob of corn then shitting on the corn after orgasming
I watched a guy do some Carolina Corn Cakes last night and it was nasty
When an fat African American woman shits on your penis during sexual intercourse.
I heard Colin got a Chili’s Lava Cake last night from the black stripper he took home.
“hes so cute”
“thats cause its patty watty cakes”
When you eat your gf ass and she forgot to wipe.
Friend 1: Mate I was eating my gf ass and it had pooh in it
Friend 2: AH mate you ate the dirty chocolate cake
This cake is the dried and combined juices of both parents when a successful conception has occurred. It can be found anywhere and is not recommended for eating.
Two hours after confirmation that she was pregnant, Ashley finally washed her sheets and got rid of the first birthday cake.