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the greatest musician of all time. Wielding his trusty $20 ukulele, he skillfully performs advanced pieces of music. His signature screams and edgy lyrics appeal to people of all ages
did you hear dylan the uke god's new album on soundcloud?
man i just busted a nut to dylan the uke god's music
this is a type of god(or goddess) with the ability to make dank memes. usually seen when believed in.. (they float around outer space and on other planets too!)
"whoa! did you see that Dank Meme God!?" - a fellow believer
A line from the fan freaking tasttic movie called Heathers, the character JD says this to his girlfriend Veronica Sawyer
“Our love is god, let’s go get a slushee”
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Vomiting, puking, throwing up. So called because the motion made during vomiting resembles that of someone bowing their head in prayer.
"I drank way too much last night and ended up praying to the porcelain god."
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1st rule!.. NO BULLYING OF YOUNGER SIBLINGS!!!
2nd rule!..Whatever Gan Korkor say, Gan Meimei must listen so as long its not too li pu, as a sign of respect!
3rd rule!.. gan meimei has her freedom to do whatever she wants.. such as learning from gan kor kor
4th rule!... GAN MEI MEI will have her freedom, but gan KORKOR will be there to correct anything he (as well as others) finds inappropriate !!
5th rule.. exchange 1 to 1 trouble!!!
6th rule.. cannot use trouble as bribery !!!
7th rule!.. be honest to each other
8th rule.. As Gan siblings, when we talk to each other, cannot talk halfway
cos the other party will feel like ur not interested in talking with him/her
9th rule!.. all the above rules are invalid.. coz as gan siblings is a causal form.. no rules and restriction should be imposed
10th rule.. Gan siblings can love each other, not just as frens, but others as well.
EG. 10th rule of being a God Child
WILSON LOVES IRENE as a someone really special
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The most epic action imaginable. Must be done while wearing a wolf shirt. Successful completion of this action will bring total consciousness and a plethora of lulz.
Climb the highest mountain, punch the face of God
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A deity lower income individuals pray to when wanting to bring good fortune into their lives.
The neighborhood Wal-Mart is the sanctuary. The congregation is the local inbred.
Oh Wal-Mart God,
Please bring your smiley face to the electronics section to lower the price on the 32 inch plasma television. And yea, allow me to buy the Remington 870 with the ammo today. Dear Lord, I had to take a rain check on the Dale Jr. beach towel. Please speed the trucks to my location so I can have that before the Watkins Glen race. Cigarettes are not on sale for name brand and I pray that you see it in your heart to forgive Phillip-Morris for raising prices. I ask that you help me find my Tweedy Bird slipper I lost chasing Rickey Dale Jr. through the parking lot where I left his dirty diaper for someone else to clean up. Finally I would like to thank you for allowing me to spank my kids in the toy section with no penalty from the local authorities.
In Sam’s name we pray,
Amen
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