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fucking killer bastard jesus

It is commonly used when someone is bald.(FKBJ for short)

OMFG he is fucking killer bastard jesus.(means he is bald)
I have FKBJ hairstyle(i am bald)

by Fucking erdembayar May 25, 2022


Jesus Sperm Theory

We are in a universe sized sperm cell from Jesus and it's going normal sperm speed but we are so small it feels like forever

"Jesus Sperm Theory saved my life man"- Jeffrey Epstein

by Saddam Huissain June 18, 2023


jesus jogando bola

jesus jogando bola

"omg jesus jogando bola!"

by Tavissonic.lover January 6, 2023


Jesus Himself

Danny DeVito and Phil Swift

Wow I love Danny DeVito, hes jesus himself

Do is Phil Swift

by PLCCLCringeChild October 15, 2018


jesus chrits

when you misspell jesus christ.

jesus christ

person 1: jesus chrits is our lord and savior.
person 2: true, but, chrits????!! CHRITS!!??!?!??!!?
person 1: oop
person 1 (again): jesus christ*

by YoBoiHyper August 13, 2023

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jesus window

the 24 hours after a virgin christian girl gets married and is able to engage in sexual intercourse

Im getting married tomorrow, but I'm most excited for the Jesus Window.

by whoisgary November 29, 2016


Bong Hits For Jesus

Bong Hits for Jesus is an American rock band. Taking its eye-brow raising name from a landmark Supreme Court free speech case, Bong Hits For Jesus is all about peoples' First Amendment rights, artistic freedom and expression, legalization, and having an all around good time.

Did you see Bong Hits For Jesus open for Cypress Hill? They were smoking!

by Kung Ku Lou December 7, 2020