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A common type of sleeveless jacket, also known as a Gilet. Often seen on the streets of the Royal Borough of Kensington on Chelsea.
"Here comes Tabitha in her Chelsea Life Jacket"
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Stage One: Birth
Stage Two: WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS
Stage Three: Death
3 stages of life
When you shit in a toilet but do not flush. You just leave it floating there for an extended period of time like a life raft. So this way the smell builds up and the only thing the next person to use the bathroom can think about is your shit.
I was going to shower but somebody left a Cosby life raft in there and I couldn't even go in the bathroom
some say life is like soup, you only get blown if your hot
Bro 1: If life is like soup then i stayed in the microwave too long
Its just someone who is a lesbian and is named olivia. Someone who is just living the Mean faggot lesbian life.
I wouldn't want to live her lesbian livy life.
I Am being mean with the new lesbian livy life!!
A famous vine video taken in a chipotle restaurant where a young boy uttered "chipotle is my life"
Mother: "Hey, wanna go to chipotle?"
Child: "Oh my god, I love chipotle!"
Father: "What buddy?"
Child: "Chipotle is my life!"
(verb) An expression one makes when someone makes a comment or does something contrary to what you believe is acceptable. This expression has been made popular by Toni Braxton's sister, "Tamar Braxton," on the reality tv show, "Braxton Family Values." --
It's another way of saying, "knock it off," or "Cut it out," and can be short for an expression such as, "Get your life together, because you're obviously going insane if you believe that"
Toni: Tamar, that's why I can't go anywhere with you because you're always acting a fool.
Tamar: Who??? Not her! Nope, you better get your life.com
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