Missouri car wash

Noun- The act of opening the backdoor of a school bus, pulling down your pants, and peeing on the car behind

Ivan needed to pee, so he opened the emergency exit and gave the Dodge behind them a Missouri car wash

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Blows snow all over the car

Really bad

Mario: The pepperoni bag was cut below the zipper!
Luigi: That blows snow all over the car!

get your ass in the car

Slang for saying don’t do that, or it’s a bad idea

Friend- I wanna get wit my ex

Me- girl, get your ass in the car

Wait, are we talking about cars?

An extremely annoying catchphrase said at random times. Even when a conversation is about cars, the catchphrase is still not funny. Used rarely in the United States of America

Friend 1: So why do you like One Direction so much?
Sivan (Friend 2): I'm not obsessed, I just like some of their music.
Annoying Friend: Wait, are we talking about cars?
Sivan (Friend 2): Goshdammit, NO!
Annoying Friend: (Laughs and runs away)

National Car Meetup Day

National Car Meetup Day is November 5th. To celebrate: Everyone who loves cars meets at their nearest 7 Eleven at 6pm

Chad: How's it going Brad, do you know what day it is?
Brad: Yeah it's National Car Meetup Day. My local 7 Eleven is packed every year.

Yoda car

The "yoda car" involves two people who are stripped naked and tied to the front of a two cars (one male and one female). The two cars collide at very fast speeds. this continues until ejactulation.

Mechanic:"what happened to your truck"

Me: "i got a lil freaky last night and tried the "yoda car"

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Car Dragged

It's like being jet lagged, but you traveled in a car.

I just drove 16 hours straight from Chicago to Orlando, I'm car dragged.