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pooping into a ziplock bag, warming it in the microwave (and/or an alternate heat source), snipping the corner of the bag, and writing/decorating your poop like you would icing.
"man, i just made poop icing and poop icinged that bitches car. i got her good"
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A ghost poop is a big fart that comes out as the poop that never was. A ghost poop.
Lyla: eww gross you just farted mom.
Mom: A fart is just a ghost poop. It was the poop that never was.
Lyla: Your ghost poop smells
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A dominating sexual act wherein one partner defecates on the other and then places a flag in it. The flag may have an emblem of a country or a name written upon it.
"I totally claim pooped the shit outta that!"
"I got claim pooped last night. It was awesome."
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when your kids are being bad and you poop in a sock then beat your kids with it
matt-hey karen hows billy
karen- he's a little shit i used the poop sock on him last night
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Someone who starts a poop on the phone with someone and ends the same poop on the phone with someone else.
Hey Breadquanda I was just on the phone with some bitch named Deltreice and I started pooping on the phone with her and ended it with you. Does that make me a poop whore?
Indeed it does.
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Whether in grade school or college, having to take a dumb between classes but having five minutes or less to do so. This includes walking to/from classes, gathering belongings, and weaving through massive crowds of people.
" Damn, you got here like right as the bell rang.." "Sorry, I stopped to take a super-poop."
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