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Poop nutbean is a phrase that can literally replace any word. It originated as a knock at the surname Nutbean (cheeky Brits chided at the name Nutbean since the reign of King Edward 1st, known as 'The hammer of the Scots') The joke was deciding what the funniest given name could be: coco nutbean, pea nutbean etc. But of course, as clever as those may be, there is nothing funnier than being named poop. Alas, poop nutbean was born.
Patrick - Poop nutbean! I forgot to pick up my little sister from school.
Ron - Shit man, you really poop nutbeaned this time.
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That one poop is when you get home from a long day of work and/or school and you just sit down with your phone and take the best shit in the world. It always feels amazing and you feel like you take on the world after this process
Bro 1: bro i got home and just sat down on the shitter and took that one poop
Bro 2: bro, no fucking way
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A fairly large, firm and straight poop that sits at the bottom of the toilet bowl with the tip coming out of the water a few centimetres.
Ex. 1 - Doctor: "How would you describe your stool?" - Patient: "Alligator."
Ex. 2 - Steve: "Man ever since I added more whole wheats to my diet, I've been making alligator poops! It's great!"
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Telling someone that you have to poop, but really you are going to jerk off.
Bill said that he had to go poop right after seeing the celebrity nude leaks. I bet he is really going to poop spank it.
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pooping into a ziplock bag, warming it in the microwave (and/or an alternate heat source), snipping the corner of the bag, and writing/decorating your poop like you would icing.
"man, i just made poop icing and poop icinged that bitches car. i got her good"
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A ghost poop is a big fart that comes out as the poop that never was. A ghost poop.
Lyla: eww gross you just farted mom.
Mom: A fart is just a ghost poop. It was the poop that never was.
Lyla: Your ghost poop smells
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A dominating sexual act wherein one partner defecates on the other and then places a flag in it. The flag may have an emblem of a country or a name written upon it.
"I totally claim pooped the shit outta that!"
"I got claim pooped last night. It was awesome."
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