a lazy human that is stubborn and doesn’t want to do anything; lazy
See that bitch over there, she’s a couch potato
Couch potato is a person who is a fucking lazy ass that does nothing but watch TV and jack off to gay gnome porn.
GET OFF THE COUCH YOU COUCH POTATO
A lazy fucking shit who can’t get off his ass. These creatures don't eat veg or meat, only snax.
Look at this bitch ass fucking lazy ass fucking bitch cunt prick couch potato dude
An epic arab mexican man. He is a giga chad.
Abdool Potato is a giga chad.
potato goals is a being who superior. possibly a queen. Anyone with a ship name is automatically in "potato goals"
Ex.-'Jaron'
that not only being a potato queen makes you potato goals but being a potato captain as well
"Did you see Jaron & Mags over there? They are literally 'Potato Goals'."
When you're fucking her from behind and you pull out just in time to cum between her ass cheeks.
Me and Rachel made creamy potatoes last night. We had to do laundry after.