double-stick polo

A knock off of a Ralph Lauren polo. Instead of the polo player having one stick, the man will have two in both hands, one up and one down.

Did you see John's double-stick polo?

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stick it in my ass

its when u stick it (your dick) in someones ass

Girl : Stick it in my ass baby
Boy : Okay

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Dumb dumb stick

When the autistic kid/ special needs kid is wearing sweats and has a boner. Since they're special their unaware and usually walk around showing off their 3 inch punisher.

See that kid with a dumb dumb stick josh?

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magic writing stick

A pen.

writing stick

Billy: Hey dude can I borrow your magic writing stick?

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give some stick

criticism; verbal abuse; might be descendant of punishment with an actual stick; seen and heard in Australia and South Africa.

"The act itself will at least give some stick to anyone who breaks its provisions, but it doesn’t solve the issue completely."

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Christ On A Pogo Stick

Used as an exclamation when something crazy happens
This is one of my many catch phrases (Funzzzies DasFez)

See a car crash CHRIST ON A FUCKING POGO STICK (use curse words appropriately)
Get a D on a test you studied for CHRIST ON A POGO STICK
see some fucked up shit on reddit fifty fifty Christ on a pogo stick

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dip stick

When a guy masturbates to near orgasm and before he cums he shoves a thin metallic wire down the hole of his penis supposedly enhancing the orgasm.

"I like to dip stick when my wife doesn't blow me."

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