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Son: "In order to lie.... I had to fail the test."
Dad: *pulls off shoe and throws it at son*
Son: "Ow! Dad, don't you want this? This way no one will kn-"
Dad: *pulls out glock 19 and starts firing at son*
Son: *barely dodges bullets* "Dad, stop!"
Dad: "You fail test! You stoobid! You not my son!" *pulls out AK-102*
Son: *gets hit in leg* "Ow! Dad, you have to stop!"
Dad: *ignores son* *dismembers son with five shells from a Challenger 2*
Son: *groans in agony*
Dad: *tases what's left of son's body *
Son: *attempts to scream in agony, but instead blood comes out of his mouth*
Dad: "You not my son! Son no fail test!" *lifts off in a A-10 Warthog armed with the Gauzer machine gun*
Son: "Please dad.....please..."
Dad: *crashes plane into son, ejecting himself 30 inches from the ground*
Son: .
Dad: *raids a U.S. Army bunker and steals 10 nukes*
Dad: *nukes house with son in it, then nukes the whole country just for good measure*
Dad: *evades paparazzi and kills families to live in their houses for 4 decades*
Dad: *becomes president, nukes the world then uses mods to terraform Mars*
Dad: *rapes your mom 10 times to repopulate the human race*
Dad: *eventually dies at age 142, wearing a suit with a red rose in his lapel and sunglasses*
No wonder we never saw that kid again.... Holy shit!
And that's why you've never heard of: Asians taking a lie detector test Part 2
When one has absorbed copious amounts of Mexican food and does not realize they need to poop. They then believe they are going to release the most satisfying fart in the history of time, but instead drop of a mountain of shit into their pants. They then make their fiance wash their tainted pants. Also used as a general term for basic bowel movement.
Hey it smells like tacos in here
Yeah I'm about to Take A Clay, fire up that washing machine
An aggressive statement yelled or shouted to encourage the completion of a goal or mission
"Go get the ball. TAKE HIS SON!!!!!!"
TAKE EVERYTHING FROM DA INSIDE AND THROW IT ALL AWAY CAUSE I SWEAR FOR THE LAST TIME I WONT TRUST MYSELF WITH YOU
me: stream from the inside its 20 times better then numb and its so underrated
me: TAKE EVERYTHINGGGGGGG
The act of showing someone your balls without their request to see them. (Indecent exposure)
He was arrested for taking the monsters out of the penthouse.
A variety radio program covering MMA,Video Games, Movies and Pro Wrestling that airs on the RAGE Works podcast network.
Only place where Hulk Hogan, Dana White, Super Mario and Transformers can come up in the same conversation is on My Take Radio
This is used if u see multiple Furbys
random dude:omg It's a Furby take over
random dude2:what??
random dude:look
random dude2:*looks at 2 Furbys*really 2 Furbys....
UwU big Daddy its a Furby take over