stoplight party

At a red light you put the car in park then everyone gets out and starts dancing like crazy to whatever music works happens to be on. People tend to dance ON the car.

*light turns red*
STOPLIGHT PARTY!

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house party

In the swinging lifestyle, a house party or private house party is an event that takes place in a home, resort or hotel where mate swapping and group sex occur.

You remember them, they were at Peter's last house party.

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party police

Police(po-po, 5-0, coppers, pigs...)strippers

Damm the party police sure do their job right

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Tea Party

A group of whores gathered at someone's house to have a night long orgy.

You going to the tea party tonight at Stacy's?
Oh yeah it's gonna be totally wild.

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Circuit Party

A place for drugs and unprotected sex among barely functional adult man-children who make sane, well adjusted gays look bad. They have 6 hour skin routines but do not own a mattress or a trash can because they are never in the city they work in and have not worked more than 4 days in a single month in 6 years.

Doubles as a log cabin republican getaway.

Ethan M.: "Next week we're traveling to white party to do coke, X, G, Tina, bath salts, and assorted neurotoxins."

Ethan S.: "Wow, sounds great. Ethan J. and I just came back from purple party. We went there right after Ski Week during COVID lockdown"

Ethan J.: "Yeah it was great but we saw a lot of poors, fats, and Asians on our way to pick up our anabolic steroids and get our Gorillapox vaccines. Sadly Ethan H. died of meningitis in the middle of the last week's Tea Dance. Or maybe that was Ethan D. Ethan H. might have overdosed on Fentanyl. I can't remember I'm coming down off a high right now."

Ethan W.: "Wow, I can't wait for my first circuit party so much! I can't wait to become just like you guys."

Ethan M.: "Here, take this unlabeled syringe and you'll be on your way!"

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Party Favors

Contrary to grab bag sacks of goodies and crap given out at parties of prepubescent youth, party favors are benevolent actions done by one party reveler to another.

By giving out pizza and beer and allowing women to take off their tops, Brandon was the king of doing party favors for his fellow

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party favors

N. Diarrhea;The runs; mudpiles; see also: hershey squirts

I ate 6 beef burritos from Taco Bell last night and had party favors all morning.

Marsha, Marsha, Marsha! Get out of the bathroom NOW, because Bobby's got party favors!

Imagine if the girl in the twogirls1cup video had party favors? Actually, let's not think about.

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