When Chris wont stop fisting himself and other dogs in his neighboorhood.
Ben: Yo what ever happened to Chris after school on friday?
Ryan: I think he was up all night playing "Chris-Fist'em!"
The Fuck Chris week will start October 3 Chris can’t do anything to you because its fuck Chris week
me: ITS FUCK CHRIS WEEK
chris: …
The classic dumbass college freshman. Loves to get blackout and vomit his alcoholic beverages wherever he goes. Usually fucks 6s or 7s. Sometimes referred to as: “retard”, or “Fucker with autism”.
Goddamnit it’s that retard Chris Noyes. He fucking sucks.
the best boyfriend ever! truly a great guy- just the bee’s knees
A man with a man bun and brown hair and loves his son Owen
Crimbo Chris is not amazing
Chris Brookes is a current DDT Ironman Heavymetalweight Champion and DDT Universal Champion. Chris Brookes is so damn underrated and deserves much more recognition.
Chris Brookes is amazing
A big dick he can make you feel like your going to die every waking moment if you meet one that’s because he’s a spy for the devil cause how could somone with that name be normal if he was born on Christmas then you should run some say that Shane Dawson should do a documentary on them!
Chris Olsen is a dick